Everyone's a bum.
by Ina and Bitey
a parody comic of Hanna is Not a Boy's Name by Tessa Stone

I LET MY MOTIVES BE MY MOTIVATION: SOME NIGHTMARES.

biteythevillain:

Hello new friend, my name is Luce.

We are not friends-but here’s a truce.

I say, I said my name is Luce.

And I’ve been very…Naughty.

The story I’m about to toss,

about a boy-named Hanna Cross.

You don’t like it? Then sod off-

‘Cause I’m about to get…Naughty.

Voila, the…

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That’s a lot of teeth Worth, you should really get that checked out.

That’s a lot of teeth Worth, you should really get that checked out.

askasharkboy asked: HOBO HONO: DO YOU GIVE BLOWJOBS?

COCAINEWORTH: DO YOU GIVE BLOWJOBS OR JUST COCAINE?

H: Meet me at the corner of 4th and Main and we’ll talk.

W: I WILL SNORT COCAINE OFF YOUR DICK

askasharkboy asked: HOBO HONO: HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN A HOBO?

COCAINEWORTH: COCAINE?

H: Ever since I lost my job as a stripper.

W: COKE, THE NOSE CANDY, THE BIG C, THE COLOMBIAN MARCHING POWDER, THE DEVIL’S DANDRUFF, GUTTER GLITTER, THE HEAVY STUFF, ANGEL DUST, SNOW-

askasharkboy asked: HOBO HONO: WILL YOU DANCE FOR CHANGE?

COCAINEWORTH: CAN I GET SOME COCAINE?

H: I’ll show you my tits for a q-quarter, just don’t tell anyone.

W: BITCHSLUT DO YOU HAVE THE MONEY?

Questions for hobohonno or cocaineworth?

ask

fuq da poliz

fuq da poliz

haha you know how bums have their homeless signs?
aaaah yeah
not funny okay

haha you know how bums have their homeless signs?

aaaah yeah

not funny okay

And so the horrid misadventures of hobo Hanna begins.

And so the horrid misadventures of hobo Hanna begins.